|Prime Minister||The Rt Hon. Theresa May MP|
|Chancellor of the Exchequer||The Rt Hon. Philip Hammond MP|
|Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs||Boris Johnson MP|
|Secretary of State for the Home Department||The Rt Hon. Amber Rudd MP|
|Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union||The Rt Hon. David Davis MP|
|Secretary of State for Defence||The Rt Hon. Michael Fallon MP|
|Secretary of State for International Trade||The Rt Hon. Liam Fox MP|
|Lord Chancellor & Justice Secretary||The Rt Hon. Liz Truss MP|
|Secretary of State for Education||The Rt Hon. Justine Greening MP|
|and Minister for Women and Equalities|
|Secretary of State for Health||The Rt Hon. Jeremy Hunt MP|
|Secretary of State for Work and Pensions||The Rt Hon. Damian Green MP|
|Secretary of State for Business, Energy and Industrial Strategy||The Rt Hon. Greg Clark MP|
|Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs||Andrea Leadsom MP|
|Secretary of State for International Development||The Rt Hon. Priti Patel MP|
|Secretary of State for Scotland||The Rt Hon. David Mundell MP|
|Secretary of State for Wales||The Rt Hon. Alun Cairns MP|
|Secretary of State for Northern Ireland||The Rt Hon. James Brokenshire MP|
|Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government||The Rt Hon. Sajid Javid MP|
|Secretary of State for Transport||The Rt Hon. Chris Grayling MP|
|Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport||Karen Bradley MP|
|Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster||The Rt Hon. Patrick McLoughlin MP|
|Leader of the House of Lords||The Rt Hon. The Baroness Evans of Bowes Park|
|Minster for the Cabinet Office||Ben Gummer MP|
Monthly Archives: July 2016
The Boris Guide to Global Influence
Boris Johnson has been preparing for years to be Foreign Secretary. In a special BoJo guide to global diplomacy we remind you of how he has described the world leaders and nations that he will now have to work with and influence:
Barack Obama, US President – a “part-Kenyan” with an “ancestral dislike” of Britain.
Hillary Clinton, Democratic Nominee for US President – “like a sadistic nurse in a mental hospital”.
Queen Elizabeth ll – loves the Commonwealth because “it supplies her with regular cheering crowds of flag-waving piccaninnies.”
Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, Turkish president – “a terrific wankerer”.
China – “Chinese cultural influence is virtually nil, and unlikely to increase.”
Greece – “They make us pay in our taxes for Greek olive groves, many of which probably don’t exist.”
Papua New Guinea – “orgies of cannibalism and chief-killing”.
Ireland – St Patrick’s day celebrations are “lefty crap”.
The Congo – “tribal warriors who will all break out in watermelon smiles”.
Canada – Actually Boris seems to like Canada. It’s where he based himself whilst Mayor of London for much on the London Riots of 2012.
Farage Quits as UKIP Leader